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Call it women's intuition, or ESPN, or both,
You're excited?
It's a boy.
You're getting lucky tonight.
I just want to tell you both good luck,
What is your dream?
Oh, come on. Cindy, the news is on!
Cindy, the TV's leaking. Cindy... Cindy something's wrong here.
Cindy, Help me!
Wait please, we mean you no harm. We travel to your planet to find an evil little girl.
You mean... You watched the video tape?
If they so peaceful, man, why were they choking us a few minutes ago?
Well how do you guys say goodbye?
Seven days. Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday?
How am I gonna know the exact hour?
But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday?
Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days.
This is really weird.
How the hell do you wake up dead?
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Gone forever! Died a horrible, painful death!
My dog's dead?
I saw this tape, and I think you should know about it. It had these really shocking images on it.
If you think that's unusual, then you should see how we pee.
My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in the well.
This... is your wife.
They're blank.
Get me the president.
I know. You want commitment.
Your mom cut your umbilical cord herself.
Ah, good. The Air Force is here with those new round planes.
I can't believe you let that happen.
Listen, we can still save him. The answer to the tape, to your crop circles, is at a lighthouse. Oh, you think I'm crazy, don't you?
Hello, I'm calling from 'Reader's Digest' with a fantastic offer for Cody.
How about I just leave a message for him?
Word! You two should come down! I'll be rappin', I'll be cappin', I'll be tappin', I'll be flappin', I'll be happen... ing.
I'm sorry about that night. If I hadn't fallen asleep while driving for that exact 20 minutes.
You mean this is the last time I can talk to the top half?
Let's say this is her bottom half.
Oh, cruel fate to shroud my wife's dying words in mystery.
Right. Swing away.
And I told you, Campbell, no more paranoid on-air rants about the supernatural.
Meanwhile, a tornado in Charleston threatens a clothing-optional beach where just yesterday a naked couple was brutally murdered.
My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant.
Thank you all. Your love has freed my soul.
Come here! What did you do with Sue?
Family, that's just what I've been running away from.
Sir! Step away from the window!
Good God, the small ones have metal teeth!
She's alive, Sue your teacher is alive!
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