| Beginning | End | Character |
| 'I have personally checked the stats, sports fan, and it seems that Mel Clark | |
| 'Looks like a | |
| 'You've all got your heads so far up your butts.... | |
| 'It could | |
| 'You know I would never use food coloring | |
| 'I got nothing left.' | |
| 'It must have been those chili dogs I ate before the game | |
| 'Might I remind you, | |
| | Beginning | End | Character |
| 'Even though you can't see us, | |
| 'AND WILLIAMS AND NORTON COLLIDE, | |
| 'There's a thing called talent. | |
| 'And it's a big bummer, no matter who we play, | |
| 'You used to be Mel Clark?' | |
| 'HEY LET'S KEEP THE PROFANITY DOWN!' | |
| 'I guess no matter how many times you hear that song in a Major League Stadium on a warm afternoon, | |
| 'Wait a minute... | |
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