| First Line | Character | Last Line |
| You will? Okay, great! Yeah, me too. Alrighty, okay. Bye. YES! | |
| A candy bar? Doesn't your mother feed you a proper breakfast? | |
| He's a teacher, man. You keep ragging on him, he's going to make our whole sixth grade year miserable. | |
| Oh yeah, she does. And now I gotta get the taste of this shredded wheat out of my mouth. | |
| Why did you get detention? | |
| Excuse me? New guy in town. Going to Pennbrook. Just got a three bedroom apartment and looking for roommates. | |
| It's in there. | |
| Give me your hand. | |
| Yeah. This year I might even take the SOT's. | |
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| No offense, Cory, but your project looks like you ripped off that show on MTV, The Real World. | |
| You were almost in my way! | |
| I gave up a scholarship to Yale to move to Philadelphia with you, and you tell me you're going to Corpus Christi to find yourself? You know what? Find this! | |
| Ow. | |
| I do! | |
| Sorry I'm late! Well, actually I was out in the hall having a smoke. | |
| Nice offer, why don't you just do the homework? | |
| Just the kid I want to see. | |
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