It's election season, and everyone's favorite hot dog mogul—even Rockefeller, some say—Frank Furter has been at it again, sending photos of his product wrapped in tight buns to the hot dog-lovin', swing-votin' babes while blastin' "Rebel Yell" in the backdrop of the midnight hour of his campaign for mayor (Mo! Mo! Mo, Frank!!!) — which, apparently unbeknownst to Frank, is a violation of city ordinance #2469 regarding campaign finances. To whom has Frank been (S)ending photos of his hot dogs this time? To whom has he (N)ot sent them? And finally, whose phone was found by the police, effectively (R)eporting Frank's most recent infraction/s to the media? Know that: 1.) everyone on the playing field is female; 2.) all females to whom Frank sent pics are, unless told otherwise by someone trustworthy, voting-aged adults; 3.) all females to whom Frank didn't send pics tell the truth; 4.) any woman to whom Frank sent a pic lies—i.e. obstructs justice—to protect him (i.e. believe EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE of what such a woman says); 5.) Frank's computer has NOT been hacked; 6.) if a gal has a sister to whom Frank sent pics, then the credibilities of both siblings are questionable; 7.) the woman who got Frank busted got him busted via the photos he sent to her PHONE — not to her home computer; and finally, that 8.) the gal whose phone was found by the cops is the blood sister of another gal who was sent pics of Frank's wares. Stay hungry, hot dog lovers™.