| Law | Country | Guilty/Innocent |
| Thou shall not use the services of a prostitute, even though prostitution is legal. | |
| Thou shall not flush the toilet after 10 P.M. | |
| Thou shall not forget your underwear when leaving. | |
| Thou shall not die in the House of Parliament, thou will die an illegal death. | |
| Thou shall not place a stamp of the Queen upside down, thou will be punished. | |
| Thou shall not name your pig Napoleon! | |
| For the men; Thou shall not make love to a male animal, but female... | |
| Thou shall not chew gum. | |
| Thou shall always smile, unless you are at a funeral or in a hospital. | |
| Thou shall not read Donald Duck. | |