| Quote |
Character |
| "I'm out there Jerry and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it!!" | |
| "If you look annoyed all the time, people think you're busy." | |
| "There's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations." | |
| "So, basically what you're saying is 95% of the population is undatable?" | |
| "When you control the mail, you control information." | |
| "That's right. White Lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally." | |
| "So... it's just empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie?" | |
| "I'll be back. We'll make out." | |
| "You're stupid! You're a stupid, stupid man!" | |
| "Jerry....HELLO!" | |
| "You fool. You're having her try the bra on over a leotard." | |
| "Serenity nowww!" | |
| "I come home and I find my son treating his body as if it was an amusement park." | |
| "Don't tell me about business! I sold raincoats for thirty-five years!" | |
| "How could anyone not like him?" | |
| "You're pushing your luck, little man." | |
| "George, there's nothing I hate more than a liar." | |
| "It's the best Jerry, the best!" | |
| "I'm just getting warmed up. Because I'm just a sadist with newer magazines." | |
| "You gave me gonorrhea and you didn't even tell me!" | |
