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'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'but there's no wood!'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
''Choo fall over for?'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'What's basketball?'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'He knows, man.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
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'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Are you a common mule?'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'Mimblewimble.'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
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'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'I deserved zero.'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'You're too nosy to live'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'This means clothes.'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'I'll fight you!'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'One speed only.'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'

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