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'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Are you a common mule?'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'One speed only.'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'He knows, man.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'You're too nosy to live'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'I deserved zero.'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'I'll fight you!'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'This means clothes.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'What's basketball?'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'but there's no wood!'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'

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