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'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'I'll fight you!'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'I deserved zero.'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'He knows, man.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'but there's no wood!'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'One speed only.'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'You're too nosy to live'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'This means clothes.'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'Are you a common mule?'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'What's basketball?'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
''Choo fall over for?'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'The old madman attacked me!'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'

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