| Quote | Character | Notes |
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| 'Did you see me take that banshee?' | |
| 'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?' | |
| ''Choo fall over for?' | |
| 'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.' | |
| 'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.' | |
| 'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!' | |
| 'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.' | |
| 'I think... Harry, I think I love her.' | |
| 'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?' | |
| 'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...' | |
| 'I was lucky once, wasn't I?' | |
| 'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?' | |
| 'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions' | |
| 'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses' | |
| 'Are you a common mule?' | |
| 'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?' | |
| 'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.' | |
| 'She likes looking at that Muggle.' | |
| 'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...' | |
| 'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?' | |
| 'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!' | |
| 'Moody, is that a student?' | |
| 'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?' | |
| 'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.' | |
| 'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.' | |
| 'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?' | |
| 'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?' | |
| 'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.' | |
| 'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?' | |
| 'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.' | |
| 'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?' | |
| 'It's your own fault your wand got snapped' | |
| 'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!' | |
| 'You're too nosy to live' | |
| 'Always the innocent are the first victims.' | |
| 'Somebody slap the referee!' | |
| 'I deserved zero.' | |
| 'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?' | |
| 'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?' | |
| 'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?' | |
| 'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!' | |
| 'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.' | |
| 'You've done murder and you're planning more!' | |
| 'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?' | |
| 'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...' | |
| 'One speed only.' | |
| 'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days' | |
| 'I heard he's a sort of savage' | |
| 'I believe it's a plot to get the house.' | |
| 'He's only a baby, after all.' | |
| 'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'. | |
| 'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.' | |
| 'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!' | |
| 'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.' | |
| 'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.' | |
| 'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?' | |
| 'You dropped it on purpose!' | |
| 'Oh, yes, Professorhead.' | |
| 'Oy, pea-brain!' | |
| 'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?' | |
| 'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.' | |
| 'Very latest model. Only came out last month.' | |
| 'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-' | |
| 'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.' | |
| 'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.' | |
| 'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?' | |
| 'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?' | |
| | Quote | Character | Notes |
|---|
| 'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies' | |
| 'I must ask you not to scream.' | |
| 'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.' | |
| 'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.' | |
| 'Shoes off, if you please' | |
| 'He knows, man.' | |
| 'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.' | |
| 'Fine. Go naked.' | |
| 'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.' | |
| 'The old madman attacked me!' | |
| 'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...' | |
| 'I should offer her a pay rise...' | |
| 'You know how to drive, I take it?' | |
| 'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter' | |
| 'the Sorting's much more important than food.' | |
| 'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!' | |
| 'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.' | |
| 'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!' | |
| 'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.' | |
| 'but there's no wood!' | |
| 'Get him red and gold to match his badge.' | |
| 'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.' | |
| 'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.' | |
| 'The adventure ends here, boys!' | |
| 'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself' | |
| 'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.' | |
| 'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.' | |
| 'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair' | |
| 'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...' | |
| Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -' | |
| 'Our readers love a rebel.' | |
| 'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!' | |
| 'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?' | |
| 'meeting strangers upsets him' | |
| 'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.' | |
| 'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-' | |
| 'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.' | |
| 'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic' | |
| 'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.' | |
| 'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.' | |
| 'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?' | |
| 'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!' | |
| 'My perfect little gentleman!' | |
| 'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.' | |
| 'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.' | |
| 'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?' | |
| 'I don't think that eye should be allowed!' | |
| 'What's basketball?' | |
| 'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?' | |
| 'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.' | |
| You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!' | |
| 'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?' | |
| 'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!' | |
| 'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.' | |
| 'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.' | |
| 'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.' | |
| 'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.' | |
| 'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.' | |
| 'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.' | |
| 'Don't want to lose you again, do we?' | |
| 'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.' | |
| 'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!' | |
| 'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,' | |
| 'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!' | |
| 'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'. | |
| 'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...' | |
| 'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.' | |
| | Quote | Character | Notes |
|---|
| 'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!' | |
| 'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term' | |
| 'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.' | |
| 'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?' | |
| 'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.' | |
| 'I'll fight you!' | |
| 'Want to come upstairs and practise?' | |
| 'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.' | |
| 'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.' | |
| 'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.' | |
| 'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.' | |
| 'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake' | |
| 'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?' | |
| 'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.' | |
| 'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.' | |
| 'people'll be talking about that one for years!' | |
| 'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.' | |
| 'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.' | |
| 'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?' | |
| 'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?' | |
| 'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...' | |
| 'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.' | |
| 'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.' | |
| 'Mimblewimble.' | |
| 'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.' | |
| 'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!' | |
| 'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own' | |
| 'You've missed out 'spotty'.' | |
| 'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.' | |
| 'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!' | |
| 'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?' | |
| 'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.' | |
| 'Well, not necessarily by a fox' | |
| 'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.' | |
| 'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?' | |
| 'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.' | |
| 'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.' | |
| 'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.' | |
| 'Really romantic date, Hagrid.' | |
| 'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.' | |
| 'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!' | |
| 'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...' | |
| 'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.' | |
| 'I was asked to try out for the National Squad' | |
| 'These things often skip - er - three generations.' | |
| 'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?' | |
| 'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.' | |
| 'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.' | |
| 'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.' | |
| 'This means clothes.' | |
| 'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!' | |
| 'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.' | |
| 'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end' | |
| 'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?' | |
| 'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.' | |
| 'I took it off for polishing -' | |
| 'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.' | |
| 'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.' | |
| 'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.' | |
| 'Alas! Ear wax!' | |
| 'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!' | |
| 'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-' | |
| 'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...' | |
| 'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.' | |
| 'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?' | |
| 'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.' | |
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