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'Shoes off, if you please'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'You're too nosy to live'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'I'll fight you!'
'This means clothes.'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'He knows, man.'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'One speed only.'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Are you a common mule?'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'What's basketball?'
'I deserved zero.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'but there's no wood!'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'

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