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'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'What's basketball?'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'You're too nosy to live'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'Are you a common mule?'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'This means clothes.'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
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'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'but there's no wood!'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'He knows, man.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'I deserved zero.'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
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'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'One speed only.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'Mimblewimble.'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'I'll fight you!'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'

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