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'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'but there's no wood!'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'He knows, man.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'What's basketball?'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'This means clothes.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'You're too nosy to live'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'I'll fight you!'
'I deserved zero.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'One speed only.'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'

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