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'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
''Choo fall over for?'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'You're too nosy to live'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'but there's no wood!'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'This means clothes.'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'One speed only.'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'What's basketball?'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'He knows, man.'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'I'll fight you!'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'I deserved zero.'

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