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'You dropped it on purpose!'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'What's basketball?'
'This means clothes.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'One speed only.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'He knows, man.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'I'll fight you!'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'You're too nosy to live'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'I deserved zero.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'but there's no wood!'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
''Choo fall over for?'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'

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