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'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'One speed only.'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'This means clothes.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'You're too nosy to live'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
''Choo fall over for?'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'I deserved zero.'
'but there's no wood!'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'He knows, man.'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'What's basketball?'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'I'll fight you!'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'

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