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'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'One speed only.'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'He knows, man.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'What's basketball?'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'I'll fight you!'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'You're too nosy to live'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'I deserved zero.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'but there's no wood!'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'This means clothes.'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'

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