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'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'What's basketball?'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'You're too nosy to live'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'but there's no wood!'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'One speed only.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'I deserved zero.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'He knows, man.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
''Choo fall over for?'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'This means clothes.'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'I took it off for polishing -'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'I'll fight you!'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'

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