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'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'You're too nosy to live'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'One speed only.'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
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'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'What's basketball?'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'This means clothes.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'Mimblewimble.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
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'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'I deserved zero.'
'but there's no wood!'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'I'll fight you!'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'He knows, man.'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'

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