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'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
''Choo fall over for?'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'This means clothes.'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'One speed only.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
QuoteCharacterNotes
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'Fine. Go naked.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'He knows, man.'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'I deserved zero.'
'What's basketball?'
'Mimblewimble.'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
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'The old madman attacked me!'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'but there's no wood!'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'I'll fight you!'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'You're too nosy to live'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.

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