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'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'One speed only.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'You're too nosy to live'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'but there's no wood!'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'This means clothes.'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'He knows, man.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'I'll fight you!'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'What's basketball?'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'I deserved zero.'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'The old madman attacked me!'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'

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