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'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'but there's no wood!'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'What's basketball?'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'I deserved zero.'
'He knows, man.'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'This means clothes.'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'Are you a common mule?'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
''Choo fall over for?'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'You're too nosy to live'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'One speed only.'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'I'll fight you!'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'Shoes off, if you please'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'He's only a baby, after all.'

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