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'He knows, man.'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'You're too nosy to live'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'I deserved zero.'
'but there's no wood!'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'One speed only.'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'Are you a common mule?'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'What's basketball?'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'This means clothes.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'I'll fight you!'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'

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