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'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'I'll fight you!'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'You're too nosy to live'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
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'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'but there's no wood!'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'One speed only.'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'I deserved zero.'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'Mimblewimble.'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'He knows, man.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'What's basketball?'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
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'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
''Choo fall over for?'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'This means clothes.'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'

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