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'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'One speed only.'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'You're too nosy to live'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'What's basketball?'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'I deserved zero.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'He knows, man.'
'This means clothes.'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'I'll fight you!'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'but there's no wood!'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'

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