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'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
''Choo fall over for?'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'I deserved zero.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'This means clothes.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'Are you a common mule?'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'You're too nosy to live'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'He knows, man.'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'What's basketball?'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'but there's no wood!'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'One speed only.'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'I'll fight you!'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'

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