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Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'He knows, man.'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'What's basketball?'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'I deserved zero.'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
''Choo fall over for?'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Are you a common mule?'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'You're too nosy to live'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'This means clothes.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'One speed only.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'I'll fight you!'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'but there's no wood!'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'

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