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'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'He knows, man.'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'This means clothes.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'I deserved zero.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'What's basketball?'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'I'll fight you!'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'One speed only.'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'Are you a common mule?'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'but there's no wood!'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'You're too nosy to live'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'

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