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'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'What's basketball?'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'I deserved zero.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'One speed only.'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'You're too nosy to live'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'This means clothes.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'He knows, man.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'I'll fight you!'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'but there's no wood!'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'

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