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'The old madman attacked me!'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'You're too nosy to live'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'He knows, man.'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'This means clothes.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'I deserved zero.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'I'll fight you!'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'What's basketball?'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'but there's no wood!'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
''Choo fall over for?'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'One speed only.'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'

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