Ultimate Harry Potter: Quotes Quiz

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'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'One speed only.'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'Mimblewimble.'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'What's basketball?'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'I'll fight you!'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
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Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'You're too nosy to live'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'but there's no wood!'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'I deserved zero.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
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'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'He knows, man.'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'Are you a common mule?'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'This means clothes.'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'

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