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'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'but there's no wood!'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'One speed only.'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'This means clothes.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'I deserved zero.'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'What's basketball?'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'I'll fight you!'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'He knows, man.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'You're too nosy to live'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'

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