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'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'but there's no wood!'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'He knows, man.'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'One speed only.'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'You're too nosy to live'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'What's basketball?'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'I'll fight you!'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'I deserved zero.'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'This means clothes.'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'I took it off for polishing -'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'

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