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'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'What's basketball?'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'This means clothes.'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'but there's no wood!'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'He knows, man.'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'Are you a common mule?'
'One speed only.'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'I'll fight you!'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'I deserved zero.'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'You're too nosy to live'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'

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