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'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'What's basketball?'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'One speed only.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'I'll fight you!'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'This means clothes.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'Are you a common mule?'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'He knows, man.'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'You're too nosy to live'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'I deserved zero.'
'but there's no wood!'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'

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