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'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'What's basketball?'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
''Choo fall over for?'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'I'll fight you!'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'but there's no wood!'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'He knows, man.'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'One speed only.'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'You're too nosy to live'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'I deserved zero.'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'This means clothes.'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'

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