| FML | Person |
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| I was just rejected from art school and now have to live in the slums. FML. | |
| I failed to listen to my people so they decapitated me. FML | |
| I wanted to become emperor. My subjects did want that so they stabbed me. FML | |
| I wanted to fly across the Pacific. I got lost. FML | |
| I loved the spoils system. A possible employee did not. So he shot me. FML | |
| The Church just came by and ordered me under house arrests for my scientific beliefs. FML | |
| I tried to hide a secret. Teh public found out, and now they want to fire me. FML | |
| | FML | Person |
|---|
| I tried to help my friend in politics. HIs enemy got angry and challenged me to a duel. FML | |
| We thought we were going on a shortcut to the west. Turns out the phamplet lied and we had to eat each other. FML | |
| I thought these new Spanish arrivals were Gods. Turns out they just wanted our gold. FML | |
| I just wanted to oust Communists. The army didn't like my intruding. FML | |
| I needed to pay back debts after my countries war with the French. My colonists didn't like this and rebelled. FML | |
| I thought I could get away with my crimes. I didn't factor in now paying my taxes. FML | |
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