Classic Movie Lines, Edited for TV

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TV-appropriate lineMovieWho 'said' it
I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!Samuel L. Jackson
PARTY WAGONcar detailing
It's true, your honor. The man is some kind of rodent, I don't know which.Bill Murray
See what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?John Goodman
I HATE EVERYBODYsandwich board
Forget [title location]. Let's go get some privates.Neil Patrick Harris
You called my friend a maggot?Joe Pesci
Would you marry me? I'd marry me. I'd marry me hard.Ted Levine
There's going to be love, drinks, rock and roll, chips, dips, chicks, pizza. You know, your basic high school ordinary kind of thing. I'm not talking candle wax on the pimples.Kelly LeBrock
Some morbid figures are always trying to ice skate uphill.Wesley Snipes
TV-appropriate lineMovieWho 'said' it
My eyes are wide focused open.Samuel L. Jackson
This town's just a great big chicken waiting to get plucked!Al Pacino
Hand me the keys, you fairy godmother.Kevin Pollak, et al.
You don't know anything because you've never faced the truth!Kevin Bacon
IT HAPPENSbumper sticker
That's my message to ya: forget you and you can kiss my act. Jack Lemmon
Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it ... oh yeah, pudding.Dave Chappelle
I don't think that I need to sit here with you stinkin' dummies anymore.Judd Nelson
All it took was a phat karate punch. These guys were lightweights.Jason Mewes
Yippie-ki-yay, Mister Falcon.Bruce Willis

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