| TV-appropriate line | Movie | Who 'said' it |
| That's my message to ya: forget you and you can kiss my act. | |
| PARTY WAGON | |
| Some morbid figures are always trying to ice skate uphill. | |
| Hand me the keys, you fairy godmother. | |
| I don't think that I need to sit here with you stinkin' dummies anymore. | |
| I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane! | |
| IT HAPPENS | |
| Yippie-ki-yay, Mister Falcon. | |
| There's going to be love, drinks, rock and roll, chips, dips, chicks, pizza. You know, your basic high school ordinary kind of thing. I'm not talking candle wax on the pimples. | |
| You don't know anything because you've never faced the truth! | |
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| Forget [title location]. Let's go get some privates. | |
| Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it ... oh yeah, pudding. | |
| This town's just a great big chicken waiting to get plucked! | |
| All it took was a phat karate punch. These guys were lightweights. | |
| I HATE EVERYBODY | |
| It's true, your honor. The man is some kind of rodent, I don't know which. | |
| You called my friend a maggot? | |
| Would you marry me? I'd marry me. I'd marry me hard. | |
| See what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps? | |
| My eyes are wide focused open. | |
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