| Question | Answer |
| In Imaginationland, what fictional character do the terrorists use to knock down the wall to set free all the evil characters? | |
| When all of South Park's parents are arrested for molestation, the children divide the town into 'Treasure Cove' and what other town? | |
| When Big Gay Al is fired as leader of the scouts, he is actually replaced by a pedophile who goes by what name? | |
| When Kenny posed for his school picture with his butt where his head should be, who got in trouble for an 'inappropriate picture' instead? | |
| Older skiier Tad repeatedly mocks Stan by calling him what? | |
| What's the name of Russell Crowe's boat? | |
| Sea-people + Sea-men = ? | |
| Where were you, when they built the ladder to heaven? Did it make you feel like cryin, or did ya think it was kinda ____? | |
| The name Rob Reiner goes by when sneaking the boys into the tobacco factory | |
| Inside Mr. Slave's ass, Lemmiwinks encounters the Frog King, Catata fish, and who else? | |
| Who is the star of Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb? | |
| After attending John Edward's show, Kyle believes his dead grandma wants him to attend what school? | |
| The hosts of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy are actually what? | |
| What song does Stan dance to in order to serve the kids from the OC? | |
| What video game features the user chasing a dragon that they can never catch? | |
| When the girls make a list ranking the boys in their class, who is #1 on the REAL list? | |
| Questions 46-58: Who said it? - 'Oh Lord, they didn't bring a victim child.' | |
| 'I'm not a douche!' | |
| 'You are too a douche! I'm nominating you for biggest douche in the universe!' | |
| 'I just couldn't let him live, he shocked Santa's balls!' | |
| 'Jeez what a little crybaby. You gonna cry all day, crybaby? You know, everyone has problems, that doesn't mean you need to be a little crybaby about it.' | |
| 'You just got f'd in the a!' | |
| 'A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle. Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time.' | |
| 'I thought this was America!' | |
| 'But we gots to have AIDS before we pee in her eye socket!' | |
| 'This is Bill Beelicheck. Head coach of the New England Patriots. He's won three Super Bowls. How? He cheated.' | |
| 'There is nothing you can do to stop this fight! I am going to wipe the playground with you right in front of everyone!' | |
| 'You guys took my birthday money, got me arrested, sent to Miami with no way home except to take down the country of Peru - and I'm being a dick?' | |
| 'It was about this time that I noticed this 'girl scout' was in fact an 8 story tall crustacean from the Protozoic era' | |