| Question | Answer |
| What is Wendy's last name? | |
| Who does Mr. Garrison try to assassinate? | |
| Who does Scuzzlebutt have for a leg? | |
| What A-list celebrity is a cameo voice in 'Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride' as a dog? | |
| Who sings with chef when an elephant makes love to a pig? | |
| What other name does Grampa call Stan? | |
| What causes Kenny to turn into a zombie in 'Pinkeye'? | |
| What country is Starvin' Marvin from? | |
| What is Bebe's last name? | |
| What is Satan's son's name? | |
| Who cameos as the voice of Miss Ellen? | |
| What celebrity turns into a robot? | |
| Who does Cartman's mom sleep with to try to get Cartman aborted? | |
| To what country is Terrance's daughter kidnapped? | |
| What celebrity gets eaten when the blizzard hits South Park? | |
| What South Park character was once illiterate? | |
| Finish this sentence: Drugs are bad ... | |
| What does the school nurse have attached to the side of her head? | |
| What's the name of the religious public access show in South Park? | |
| What crashes during the clip show episode? | |
| Where do Jimbo and Ned go to buy fireworks? | |
| Finish this song lyric: Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're good for you and high in ... | |
| What does Kenny have that the parents arranged a sleepover at his house for? | |
| What do new employees of the Planetarium always say? | |
| Whose parents almost get divorced? | |
| During the Cow Days festival, what does Cartman think he is? | |