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| No, with the drapes I used a sewing machine. | |
| I used to have a stomach. | |
| Al Jazeera is a network. | |
| I'm a vegetarian. | |
| We know you gave two bottles to the Koreans. | |
| That's me. Hard-core. | |
| Oooh, show. I like shows. | |
| You bet. How bout you come a little closer and warm me up? | |
| You think I'm insane. | |
| Look, if I was a cop and some woman got attacked, we'd canvas, right? Knock on doors, find witnesses. But we don't even have doors. | |
| Well, you're either a taxidermist or a hit man? | |
| You better find yourself a runway, daddy, cuz there ain't a lock I can't pick. | |
| Three years later that block of marble was the statue of David. | |
| It was weird. I actually saw it, in my mind or something, like it was real. | |
| If you don't, I'm going to kill one of them. | |
| I never blamed a boar for all my problems. | |
| When I slapped you I was protecting you. | |
| You've got to get away from it or it won't stop. | |
| A game. It's my favorite game, actually. I used to play it with my brother. | |
| Yes. I just need to take it a little slow. Are you okay with that? | |
| I was. If you're going to play nursemaid, at least do the damn job. | |
| I don't think so. As soon as I get my license we should just get in a car and drive. You know, run away. | |
| I hate flying. And they stuck me all the way in the back of the plane where the wheels come down right under your damn feet. | |
| And then my 3rd wife, she says, get this, she says, 'I didn't sign up for this.' | |
| Then how come I can wiggle my toes? | |
| Thank you? For what? For you trying to save your own ass? | |
| Now, I admit -- at first I thought it was funny -- now it's just annoying. | |
| Everything's going to change. Have a cluckity-cluck-cluck day, Hugo. | |
| I don't think I've ever seen someone so scared in my life. And I know about scared. | |
| Hey, you know what? I don't remember Goodwin. And I'm really sorry about whatever happened to him, but I don't care. | |
| You waited 40 days to cry. | |
| Should you kill me? Maybe you should. Maybe you were meant to. | |
| From the moment the alarm sounds you will have 4 minutes to enter the code into the microcomputer processor. | |
| I've only done what I needed to do to survive. How is that a sin? | |
| Careful. There's a line, son. You know it's there. And pretending it's not -- that would be a mistake. | |
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| I'm kind of waiting for my moment. | |
| You want to break 7 Virgin Maries, be my guest. I'm superstitious. | |
| But know this -- he will lie -- a long time. He will lie. | |
| I remember a girl -- a girl with blue eyes. She helped me. She saved me, just like you did. She wasn't like the others. She was -- good. | |
| Well, there'd be no balloon, so I'd draw a map to a real secluded place like a cave or some underbrush -- good place for a trap -- an ambush. | |
| We were there to get past him, to get on with our lives, to let him go. Get out of here. | |
| Hey, it's taco night, dude, let's blow this pop stand. | |
| Aren't you remotely curious as to where all this came from? You're acting like we just got back from the supermarket. | |
| It's perfect for someone who stopped being a cop. | |
| I believe they made a circle -- a target -- so that this place can be seen from up above. | |
| You better leg it, mate. Clock's ticking. | |
| Do you think I did it on purpose? I was sailing for two and half weeks, bearing due West and making 9 knots. I should have been in Fiji in less than a week. | |
| And this is my favorite book. So I am absolutely thrilled that you can't stand it. | |
| But that blond who had a gun pointed at you? She would have shot you -- no problem. | |
| There's nothing you can do for them. Not yet. First you have to clean up your own mess. | |
| I was building a church before Eko exploded. | |
| A small boy once asked me if I was a bad man. If I could answer him now, I would tell him that... when I was a young boy, I killed a man to save my brother's life. I am not sorry f | |
| But I need your word. I need what you promised me before. I need to get the hell off this island. | |
| What if I told you that you could have complete freedom and money to find out? | |
| But if for some reason he's too daft to see how brilliant you are it's not the end of the world. | |
| Well, sure, like the steal-the-kid-off-the-raft project. That was a humdinger. | |
| The Grand Canyon will still be there when I get back, little dude. | |
| I remember you. I remember your face. | |
| Well it’s certainly not as infallible as the magical carvings on your stick. | |
| No! They're here because they want to be here! Some of them are just not ready to make a full... commitment yet. | |
| Crime scene? There a forensics hatch I don't know about? | |
| Oh if you don't believe me, you can always pull my other shoulder out of its socket. | |
| That, is orange juice, with a considerable amount of tranquilizer mixed in. | |
| This is future crap isn't it? | |
| She's speaking Italian. She said she's dying, she needs help. | |
| If he pulled the old murder suicide then I'm sure he's down here somewhere. Er, maybe you could take this up with him... | |
| We were hiking. She went into labor and she wasn't due yet. She's bleeding. | |
| So tomorrow night we stop hiding, we stop running, we stop living in fear of them, because when they show up, we're gonna blow 'em all to hell. | |
| Why would I go to the funeral? | |
| So you'd better make sure you treat him real good when we get back. | |
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| I get paid in advance. Two hundred, cash only. | |
| I’m a headhunter. A corporate recruiter. What do you do? | |
| You just totally Scooby-Dood me, didn't you. | |
| Why are you flying directly into the thunderhead? | |
| We're trying to disable it before he can use it against us! | |
| Sorry, we had a little problem in the kitchen. Just stay put, alright? | |
| The rules of desertion... still apply to everyone. | |
| How long did you guys debate amongst yourselves whether or not to ask me why the phone rang? | |
| And in case you haven't noticed, we're not on the bloody boat, are we? | |
| Which of these things belong to you already? | |
| They're going to the Orchid. They're using the secondary protocol. | |
| You know, when you came back, I was waiting for one of you to come see me, but... nobody did. | |
| It took him, like, 20 years to find this place the first time. I'll start holding my breath now. | |
| There's no calling my father off. | |
| You know what? You're right. I'm--I'm sorry. It's just... you look so much like... someone I used to know. | |
| Ajira. It's an airline. It's based out of India, but they fly everywhere. | |
| Just Klingon. | |
| The DHARMA Initiative called it the Lamp Post. This is how they found the island. | |
| How long has it been for you since... we first met, since you walked into our camp and you spoke to Richard? | |
| I'm gone ten minutes, and you're having a hootenanny? | |
| Uh, here we go. '77. He's, uh... he's with your friends. | |
| We need to find out why he violated the truce. | |
| That kid was bleeding out. You're a surgeon, and I needed you. | |
| Jacob wanted it done. The Island chooses who the Island chooses. You know that. | |
| Another Death Star was destroyed, Boba Fett got eaten by the Sarlacc, and we got the Ewoks. | |
| Well, I got some bad news for you, Jack. You don't belong here at all. She was wrong. | |
| Yes, I was here 30 years ago. And I do. I remember these people. I remember meeting them very clearly, because... I watched them all die. | |
| It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress. | |
| Lightsticks? What the hell is that? | |
| Maybe the dog can find water. I mean, dogs can find pot and bombs, so I'm sure they can find water. | |
| We have 2 giant hamsters running on a massive wheel in our secret underground cave. | |
| Hmm. I have this dream. I'm driving a bus, and my teeth start falling out. My mum is in the back, eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird. 'Course I don't wake up s | |
| You taste like fish biscuits. | |
| The toilet still works. | |
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