| Haiku | Player |
|---|
| A World Cup winning / Record breaking keeper for / Juve and Italy | |
| A wing back with style / Bendy free kicks are his thing / Struck with his left foot | |
| Italian full-back / So many caps to his name / With Dad for a boss | |
| Former United / Centre-back now with Barca / Shakira? Really?! | |
| Monaco, Parma / Juve and Barcelona / And a World Cup, too | |
| Has played for Arsenal / A flying winger, dutchman / Creator of goals | |
| Played in Germany / And for both Manchester Clubs / Not Canadian | |
| A pigs head was thrown / At this Portuguese star for / Barca and Real | |
| A Brazilian / The original phenom / Shame about the teeth | |
| Bulgarian god / Many say he's 'genius' / Others say lazy | |
| The world's best player / Barcelona goal machine / And he's only small | |
NFL Teams
NBA Teams
Division I Basketball
