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I resolve not to attack the Soviet Union in 1941.
I resolve not to go to see the Senate on March 15.
I resolve to just go around the Great Wall.
Resolutions are made by the bourgeoisie, not the proletariat. I refuse to do one.
I resolve to find a wife who can give me a son.
I resolve to ask for directions in the Wilderness.
I resolve to let them have ice cream with their cake.
I resolve to leave France while I can before they get me and my wife.
I resolve to fire Rasputin...and I mean it this time.
I resolve to conquer Persia and Egypt and India and...
I resolve to write a smaller memo.
I resolve to bully other countries and ride around on horses without a shirt.
I resolve to bring pillows up there when I am painting.
I resolve to be a source of strength to my beloved England.
I resolve to cancel my trip to Sarajevo.
I resolve to tell Gorbachev to tear down this wall!
I resolve to fight to give land to the poor peasants of Mexico.
I resolve to bring peace to my country through rugby.
I resolve to go for a long walk to get some salt.
I resolve not to attack Russia in 1812.
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