| Situation | Character |
| Lives in a shack in Potter's Field. His wife left him three years ago and took their kid. | |
| Runs a boarding house. Is rather crabby. | |
| Spent 20 years in prison for poisoning a kid. | |
| Never married, became the town librarian. | |
| Fell through the ice and drowned at the age of nine. | |
| Runs a bar, instead of working there. Is much nastier. | |
| Took over the town and named it after him. | |
| Went to the insane asylum after he lost his business. | |
| Was never born. | |