| Profession | Character |
| 'Office Bitch', then Librarian at Smif | |
| Owner and Manager of Coffee of Doom | |
| Employee at Coffee of Doom | |
| Employee at Coffee of Doom | |
| Employee at Coffee of Doom | |
| Librarian at Smif | |
| Counts stuff for her website | |
| Unspecified agent for the US government | |
| AnthroPC | |
| AnthroPC | |
| | Profession | Character |
| 'Professional Strawman' | |
| Poet, Unemployed | |
| Songwriter | |
| Gay Nightclub Owner | |
| Risque Model | |
| Student at Smif | |
| Student at Smif | |
| Unemployed (Deathmole Bassist) | |
| Trucker, Romance Novelist | |
| Country Singer | |
| Smif Student, Sven's intern | |
| Environmental Engineer, fiance of Mr Reed | |
| ex-employee at Coffee of Doom | |
| Secret Agent for... Russia? | |
| Filler | |
| Unemployed, Romance Counselor | |
| Marten's old boss | |
| Cat | |
| ex-student, Faye's sister | |
| Retired | |
| Freelance Photographer | |
| Housewife | |
| Vigilante (sorta) | |
| Morgue Attendant | |
| Cat | |
| Hallucination | |
| Superhero? | |
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