| Lyrics | Word |
| Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, [adjective], stinking town | |
| Tea, girls, warm, sweet/Some are set up in the [proper name] suite | |
| Get Thai'd! You're talking to a [noun] | |
| Whose every move's among the [adjective] | |
| I get my kicks above the [noun], sunshine | |
| One night in Bangkok makes a hard man [adjective] | |
| Not much between [noun] and ecstasy | |
| One night in Bangkok and the [adjective] guys tumble | |
| Can't be too careful with your [noun] | |
| I can feel the [noun] walking next to me | |
| Siam's gonna be the [noun] | |
| To the ultimate test of [adjective] fitness | |
| This [verb] me more than would a | |
| Muddy old river or reclining [noun] | |
| And thank God I'm only watching the [noun] -- controlling it | |
| I don't see you guys rating/The kind of [noun] I'm contemplating | |
| I'd let you watch, I would [verb] you | |
| But the [plural noun] we use would not excite you | |
| So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your [compound plural noun] | |