'Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing.'

' I'm not saying I want to rob banks, I'm just illustrating that if we did, it'd be easier than what we've been doing'

' Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more'

' Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming mother****in' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?'

'That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the **** up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence'

' Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid'

' In the fifth, my ass goes down'

'You just know, you touch him, you die'