| The Quote | The Character |
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| You're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents! | |
| I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson. | |
| Yeah, it's caught in the window this time | |
| I need an adult! I need an adult (the first time) | |
| I'm going to turn you into poo | |
| How do you know my language? | |
| See?! This is why I don't like shopping! I have no butt! I'm MINUS A BUTT!! | |
| Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump | |
| | The Quote | The Character |
|---|
| He's tasting victory. I bet it tastes good, like salt-water taffy or a Chunky. | |
| Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today | |
| They came out of the trees man,they came out of the trees! | |
| Roman Polanski's house | |
| What'd you see...Was it breasts?! | |
| Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch. | |
| You're all stupid. They're gonna be looking for army guys. | |
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