| Quote | Character | Episode |
| Finally, I get to save the world with deadly lasers instead of deadly powerpoints. | |
| I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. | |
| Hmm, this love intrigues me. Teach me to fake it! | |
| When you do things right people won't be sure whether you've done anything at all | |
| Your explanations are pure weapons grade balognium. | |
| You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? | |
| Windmills do not work that way! Good night! | |
| You, minion. Lift my arm. | |
| | Quote | Character | Episode |
| Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! | |
| In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. | |
| Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of will? | |
| Yes! In your face, Gandhi! | |
| Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! | |
| What are you hacking off? | |
| Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas | |
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