| Quote | Movie | Year |
| ''I know this music.'' | |
| ''Take me away from all this death.'' | |
| ''Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.'' | |
| ''Shut the f*** up, Donny.'' | |
| ''28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds: That is when the world will end.'' | |
| ''I'm having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!'' | |
| ''Looks like Chuck's taking old one-eye to the optometrist.'' | |
| ''Life, uh, finds a way.'' | |
| ''Six... out of fifteen hundred.'' | |
| ''I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.'' | |
| | Quote | Movie | Year |
| ''If I'm not back in ten minutes, call the police!'' | |
| ''Who is your daddy and what does he do?'' | |
| ''We've gotta keep an EYE out..... for that icky freak.'' | |
| ''Like a glove!'' | |
| ''Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?'' | |
| ''The bears can smell the menstruation!'' | |
| ''Had we deteriorated to the level of dumb beasts?'' | |
| 'You may tell the captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce his request.' | |
| ''Bill? It's your baby.'' | |
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