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| Don't play games with me. Don't ever, ever think you're capable of that. | |
| That's the box. The blue box. It's always there. Like a magic carpet. This funny little box that transports me to faraway places. | |
| The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes - very rarely - impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. | |
| I'm stuck. On Earth, like...like an ordinary person. Like a human. How rubbish is that? Sorry, no offense, but come on! | |
| My experience is that there is, you know, surprisingly, always hope. | |
| You're Mr. Thick Thick Thickety Thickface from Thicktown, Thickania! And so's your dad! | |
| Excuse me, would you mind not farting while I'm saving the world? | |
| Men in black, vanishing police cars. This is Churchill's England, not Stalin's Russia. | |
| The planet's about to burn! For God's sake, kiss the girl! | |
| I like bananas. Bananas are good. | |
| You know, in nine hundred years of time and space, I've never met anyone who wasn't important before. | |
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| Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a hermit. | |
| I bet you're gonna have a really great year. | |
| Letting it get to you. You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now is all that counts. | |
| Roast beef! Bananas! The Medusa Cascade. Bang! Rose Tyler Martha Jones Donna Noble TARDIS! Shamble bobble dibble dooble. | |
| Don't you see? Violence doesn't end violence. It extends it. | |
| If I'm very clever - and I'm more than clever, I'm brilliant - I might just save the world. Or rip it apart. | |
| Look, I'm angry, that's new. I'm really not sure what's going to happen now. | |
| I should have known. It's not about showing you the universe. It never is. It's about the universe doing something for you. | |
| It's not the urge to jump, it's deeper than that. It's the urge to fall! | |
| What have butterflies ever done to you? | |
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