| Team | Player | Witty Remark |
|---|
| Boston Celtics | |
| Denver Nuggets | |
| Toronto Raptors | |
| Minnesota Timberwolves | |
| Denver Nuggets | |
| Washington Wizards | |
| Chicago Bulls | |
| Miami Heat | |
| Philadelphia 76ers | |
| Los Angeles Lakers | |
| Dallas Mavericks (Injured) | |
| New York Knicks | |
| Atlanta Hawks | |
| Golden State Warriors | |
| Chicago Bulls | |
| Toronto Raptors | |
| Oklahoma City Thunder | |
| Golden State Warriors | |
| Sacramento Kings | |
| New York Knicks | |
| New York Knicks | |
| Los Angeles Lakers | |
| | Team | Player | Witty Remark |
|---|
| Memphis Grizzlies | |
| San Antonio Spurs | |
| Los Angeles Clippers | |
| Indiana Pacers | |
| Oklahoma City Thunder | |
| Los Angeles Clippers | |
| New Jersey Nets | |
| Atlanta Hawks | |
| Orlando Magic | |
| Charlotte Bobcats | |
| Miami Heat | |
| Cleveland Cavaliers | |
| Utah Jazz | |
| Milwaukee Bucks | |
| Atlanta Hawks | |
| Golden State Warriors | |
| New Jersey Nets | |
| Minnesota Timberwolves | |
| Houston Rockets | |
| Portland Trailblazers | |
| Utah Jazz | |
| Phoenix Suns | |
| | Team | Player | Witty Remark |
|---|
| Denver Nuggets | |
| Dallas Mavericks | |
| Los Angeles Lakers | |
| San Antonio Spurs | |
| New Orleans Hornets | |
| Boston Celtics | |
| Memphis Grizzlies | |
| Orlando Magic | |
| Chicago Bulls | |
| Portland Trailblazers | |
| Houston Rockets | |
| Atlanta Hawks | |
| New York Knicks | |
| Dallas Mavericks | |
| Miami Heat | |
| Charlotte Bobcats | |
| New Orleans Hornets | |
| Oklahoma City Thunder | |
| Utah Jazz | |
| Golden State Warriors | |
| Washington Wizards | |
| Portland Trailblazers | |
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