| Quote | Movie |
| 'I like this ship. it's exciting.' | |
| 'I hate snakes! I hate 'em!' | |
| 'I'm kind of a big deal.' | |
| 'Check out the butt on that one.' 'Yeah...he must work out.' | |
| 'The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.' | |
| 'Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.' | |
| 'Yo man, I totally back you up on that. He was on the bus back in the day and he's on the bus now.' | |
| 'Operation:Stupid is officially over!' | |
| 'I'm Castor Troy!' | |
| 'Swing away Merrill.' | |
| | Quote | Movie |
| 'I'm dealing with a Hammeroid problem.' | |
| 'What, am I supposed to do everything? You want me to fly the airplane, you want me to work the radio, what are you gonna... What are you, the hostess?' | |
| 'I got you a present.' 'If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset.' | |
| 'Why you keep calling me Jésus? I look Puerto Rican to you?' | |
| 'Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken.' | |
| 'When I was growing up, they would say you could become cops or criminals. But what I'm saying is this. When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?' | |
| ' I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?' | |
| 'Get off my plane.' | |
| 'You want to explain the math of this to me? I mean, where's the sense in risking the lives of the eight of us to save one guy?' | |
| 'Now you're looking for the secret. But you don't really want to know. You want to be...fooled.' | |
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