| Quote | Bones character |
| 'If you drive one more block, I am screaming kidnap out the window.' | |
| 'George Clooney naked on a white sand beach.' | |
| 'Apparently all Angela needed was to hear her job description in a deep African-American tone.' | |
| ' I need subtitles walking in here.' | |
| 'What a charmingly inappropriate greeting Dr. Hodgins.' | |
| 'Are you sleeping with my daughter?' | |
| 'I am not benign, lady. I’m not harmless. I’m malignant! I’m a loaded cannon…' | |
| 'Would you mind getting on all fours?' | |
| 'Youre totally yanking my chain!' | |
| 'You want me to write that letter you kiss Booth on the lips for no less than one steamboat, two steamboat, five steamboats.' | |