'Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake-hole.'

'I had a crappy guidance counselor.'

'Dude, you fugly.'

'Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?'

'You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.'

'I'm Batman!'

'Storm is coming, and you boys and your Daddy are smack in the middle of it.'

'I slit his throat and ripped his heart out through his chest. Does that make me a bad person?'

'Anyone got a breath mint? Some guts splashed in my mouth while I was killing my way in here.'

'So, the Hardy boys finally found me. Took you long enough.'

'Of course, the most troubling question is, why do these people assume we're gay?'

'Look after your brother, ya idjit.'

'So somewhere along the line I stopped being your father and I became your drill sergeant.'

'I learned that from the pizza man.'

'Don't try and con a con man.'

'Pudding!'

'Jeez, you kiss you mother with that mouth? Oh, I forgot. You don't.'

'That isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!'

'I'll be there with you. That little fallen angel on your shoulder.'

'I lost my shoe.'