| 2011 | Barrack Obama | Democratic |
| He always says 'your straight' and 'lemme' | |
| He loves syracuse basketball but he sucks at basketball himself | |
| He is known for walking with swag and thinks he could get with Madison Guyon | |
| He is known for bitching out (all the time) | |
| He hogs the six-seater and he was our beloved football coach | |
| He can run faster then the wind (cause he is a horse) | |
| He always is playing Doritos crash course and bragging about everything he does | |
| He masturbated under a desk in middle school | |
| He got pissed on at his 'old school' | |
| The 'good' kicker (mad good) | |
| The King of the crew- Think 'Mc-Griddle' | |
| This kid thinks he is in the crew but we all know that he isn't and he is known for asking stupid questions | |