| Descrip. | Food |
| Laura asks Ben to reimburse her later for this | |
| Stanley orders this unorthodox drink from Julie | |
| Dr. Katz's appetite for this hasn't peaked in the morning. | |
| Breakfast cereal | |
| Another breakfast cereal | |
| Treat composed of one slice American cheese, two peas, a cherry tomato and celery | |
| Ray Romano's Burger King order | |
| What Ray Romano tells the non-lingual Burger King employee to put down; Kathy Griffin saw an old woman vomit this | |
| What 3-year olds have time to daydream about | |
| Ray asks his Grandma to pass this; Jim Gaffigan saw a guy drinking it | |
| A salty snack that comes in a bag, also the name of an episode | |
| Stanley suggests this as a smiling aid | |
| | Descrip. | Food |
| Bill Braudis was the only one wearing these in Hawaii | |
| David Duchovny finds this in Dr. Katz's coat pocket; Andy Kindler states he would put sugar on this | |
| These do not count as medication | |
| Barry Sobel takes his parents out for this | |
| Barry Sobel's father objects to the serving of this before dinner | |
| What the 'Really Good Cop' offers Andy Kindler | |
| What Andy Kindler's mom wants him to make for his uncle | |
| 'Who's this for?' is said about what candy | |
| Ben places this in Dr. Katz's fanny pack | |
| Ben makes a cake constructed entirely of this | |
| Solution to wanting to get drunk, but also desiring pancakes | |
| David Juskow's one man musical is about the inventor of this | |
| | Descrip. | Food |
| The Great ____ Scare of the 50s | |
| Fred Stoller thinks he is reckless for drinking this; Rita Rudner's husband won't move this | |
| Kevin Katoaka says this cereal is presumptuously named | |
| Ben plays Treasure Hunt with this | |
| Dr. Katz hides these in Laura's Walkman | |
| Paul McCartney begs Gilbert Gottfried for this; Kathy Griffin needs to put this on the table | |
| Ray Romano's wife wants one 'either way' | |
| Dr. Katz and Stanley find a black hair in this | |
| Everything is healthy if you put it in this | |
| What Ben orders for dinner when he wins $500 in the lottery | |
| Katz's care package for Ben includes this | |
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