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Ross: Well, I just made these two things uhm... cheeks. And then I split this to make ears.
Phoebe: Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either!
Chandler: Oh My God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!
Joey: It's not a cat!
Chandler: Well I've-I've never done that with you before.
Monica: Fine, you can have the bath, but I am taking your boat. Now you’re just a girl in a tub!
Chandler: You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
Chandler: Okay. And get ready to taste my very special cranberries. Or should I say... chanberries!
Phoebe: The Licorice Room, you can eat all the furniture. And, when guests come over, they can stay on the tootsie roll-away bed.
Monica: Strip Happy Days Game?
Monica: Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!
Chandler: No, he visited a town a little south of throw up.
Chandler: Air hole! Air hole!!
Joey: Grandma's chicken salad
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
Joey: Some girl ate Monica.
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.
Monica: Well, I don't care! That-that turkey has to feed 20 people at my parent's house and they're not gonna eat it off your head!
Ross: I'm dead?!
Phoebe: We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!
Monica: So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. You've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna come together...
Joey: Name? I know Ross but what’s it short for? You know like, like Rossel or Rosstopher.
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know!
Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldn’t. I got the stage fright.
Chandler: But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly.
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?
Rachel: I don’t know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, ‘I’m gonna tell the father today’ and then bam!
Ross: The first batch of margaritas was not so great, but the second batch is gooooood.
Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Chandler: Do you think that there’s a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And as you’re driving into town there’s a sign and it says You’re in Sample
Monica: Don’t you see? It’s the perfect crime!
Rachel: You WHAT? You sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.
Chandler: Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack.
Ross: This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year.
Ross: She's not Rachel.
Monica: Are you saying that you don’t wanna get with this?
Monica: Oh it's not big, not at all, you know, kinda the same lines as, say, oh I don't know, having a third nipple.
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, you’ll be fine! It-it’ll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Y’know? But instead of bouncing back up you-you won’t.
Rachel: Ahhhhh, salmon skin roll.
Ross: According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him?
Mike: No, no Mike, just Crap Bag. First name Crap, last name Bag.
Chandler: Wax the door shut, we’re never leaving, ever.
Ross: It tastes like feet!
Joey: I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded.
Mike: Yeah. We have rat babies now.
Monica: That’s right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!
Rachel: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous
Chandler: Period math?
Phoebe: Oh, well, it doesn’t have a name—oh, okay, Phoebeball! No, it doesn’t have a name. Umm, okay, Monica, what is your favourite thing about trees?

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