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|It's coming up Christmas,|
They're cutting down trees
|Bells will be ringing the glad, glad news.|
|[title] You really are a heel.|
You're as cuddly as a cactus.
You're as charming as an eel.
|When the snowman brings the snow|
Well he just might like to know
|Oh my love,|
We've had our share of tears
|I'll have a [title] without you|
|Well, way up north where the air gets cold.|
|[title] I gave you my heart|
|Out of all the reindeers|
you know you're the mastermind
|[title], [title]. |
It's Christmas time in the city
|Just see those sleigh bells jingle and ring-ting-a-tingling too.|
|I really can't stay/ but [title].|
I got to go away/But [title].
|Oh the weather outside is frightful|
|Bah! Humbug! Well that's too strong.|
|It was Christmas Eve, babe,|
in the drunk tank
|Long time ago in Bethleham,|
so the Holy Bible say
|They said there'd be snow at Christmas,|
They said there'd be peace on Earth
|Christmas Christmas time is near|
Time for joy and time for cheer.
|[title] is the thing to say|
On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day
|Greeting cards have all been sent. |
The Christmas rush is through.
|[title] It's the best time of the year.|
|The sun is shining. The grass is green. |
The orange and palm trees sway.