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| @LIVESTRONG & @AmericanCancer just had gr8 meeting w/ @AmbassadorRice 's team @ the US Mission to UN re: global health & cancer. Excellent! | |
| @needtobreathe is my opening act for the Speak Now Tour. It'll be a nightly challenge to get ready for my show instead of watching theirs :) | |
| @Sn00ki u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama's tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen! | |
| PEOPLE u are the reason why I'm here, SO what song off of TEENAGE DREAM do u want to blow up NEXT?! Put a # next to the song YOU want! | |
| Climate deniers funded by dirty energy. Not a surprise: http://bit.ly/cVGakI | |
| Did a photoshoot last night w/ @jlo, @yo_randyjackson & steven tyler. Jen brought a big fan...didn't do much for Randy & me but felt nice | |
| Favorite Things airs today and Monday and is PHENOMENAL! It's a WOWSER! | |
| Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate | |
In the joyful spirit of GivePeaceAChance I think its so appropriate that we are doing this on John’s 70th bday yr
http://bit.ly/BeatlesiT | |
| Making Christmas rum punch. Plus, a painted leather handbag how-to and a look inside a BMW plant. All on my show today on Hallmark Chnl! | |
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| Mons†ers have 6 Grammy Nominations + Billboard Award 'Artist of the Year.' Thank you for fighting for artistic freedom + self-invention. | |
| Awarding the Medal of Honor to Staff Sergeant Salvatore Giunta of the U.S. Army. Watch live at 2pm ET. http://wh.gov/live | |
PS - Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars,
Ya'll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass! | |
| Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result. | |
| Stephen Martin will be on the show tonight. Sorry, I just can't bring myself to shorten that beautiful first name to 'Steve.' | |
| I'm sorry Taylor. | |
| Thanks to the over 4 million people who watched my TBS debut last night. And the 5 million others who tried to find TBS. | |
| Wanna tell me I'm too wide for the sky? Totally cool. But fair warning, folks: IF YOU LOOK LIKE ME, YOU MAY BE EJECTED FROM @SOUTHWESTAIR. | |
| Watch The Office tonight, k? It's an hour-long 'Classy Christmas' directed by me! | |
| While Portia's in NY, I'm gonna find my present! It's not in her closet, unless it's behind that pony-shaped floor lamp that just whinnied. | |
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