If each of the 100 most common first names of American males is entered in the Wikipedia search box, who is the first person with a last name that Wikipedia suggests? Note: Royals (such as James I) and non-family names (such as Alexander the Great) are excluded, as of course are non-names (Ryan Air). Some of these are pretty obvious. Some are just baffling. In two cases, no usable names were suggested: Jose showed all Josephs, Christian was used as an adjective.