| Chelsea's Description | Show | Continuation of description |
| Let’s be honest, you probably really looked forward to book fairs at school. You liked learning, brushing your teeth, going to bed at 8pm, & being nice to your younger siblings. | |
| You were cool, you were hip, and you fully accepted that {title character} just wore a skirt over his jeans for some reason. | |
| I’m actually not sure, looking back, what level most children (including myself) enjoyed {title character} on, because about 83% of the jokes seem to be geared towards adults. | |
| You are a toolbro of the highest order. | |
| There was a firm, palpable divide amongst 90s kids, one that separated us into two distinct camps that would forever shape who we are as human beings: | |
| You didn’t know it at the time, but you were in for a lifetime of being friendzoned and wearing Dockers. | |
| You do your fair share of drugs, and I wouldn’t be surprised if you still watched this show. | |
| Following your love for this program, you went through a heavy Invader Zim phase where you spent more time than any human ever should in and around Hot Topic. | |
| There are more bongs in your apartment... | |
| You didn’t have friends, but, man, did you have a lot of {show title} cards. This show became like a religion to you, taking over your entire life. | |
| Yeah, no one watched that tripe. | |