Can you pick the celebrity who might get these tasteless obituary headlines?
Click the matching answer button below Correctly selected answers will show up in green Source: Four Word Film Review - FWTO contest This quiz will not be to everybody's taste. For nearly 8 years the website FWFR.com (Four Word Film Review) has been running a weekly contest where a celebrity, either living or already dead, is selected and entrants must come up with an obituary somehow related to that person's name, career, filmography or roles, and must imply that the person has passed away. And, oh yes, the maximum length of the obituary is four words. The contest is called the Four Word Tasteless Obituary, and as that name indicates, these winning answers from that contest are not for the easily offended. The humor is very dark, but no malice is intended to the celebrities selected. Most entrants are huge film fans who have the greatest of admiration for the "victims". You've got lots of time, so try scrolling through all the obituaries first, picking off some obvious matches, then work on the remainder. This quiz has not been verified by Sporcle
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Organ-free Man
Embalm in the morning
Dirty Rotting Scoundrel.
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Turned The Color Purple
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Dingoes ate her, baby
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tHud
ShenanD.O.A.
Fall of a Legend
¡Two Amigos!
Riggs amortis
Shot Pointe Blank. Gross.
Frank'n'fertiliser
Past Away
Washington Deceased
Kinda' funny smellin'
Rot Butler
Pulse: fiction
One harmed Bandit
Somebody stopped him
The Magnificent Six
Get into the grave
Alec's in Wonderland
You're dead, Mother Focker
Sean Coronary
He won't be back
Byrne in hell
Flatlined
The Sick Scents
Boldly gone
Ain’t I a Stinker?
Star: Dust, memories
Bosley reunited with Angels
Slain Man
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Jet permanently grounded
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Johnny Rottin
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☠ Totally Tasteless Celebrity Obituaries ☠ Quiz
needapausebutton : Jun 22nd, 2012 at 05:29 GMT 7 points Funny stuff. Hmmmmm...... Let's see....
MRL : Jun 22nd, 2012 at 06:25 GMT 6 points Tacky. Tasteless. Terrible. Hilarious.
DoovisMG : Jun 23rd, 2012 at 18:54 GMT 4 points Anthony Hopkins and Brad Pitt were both in Meet Joe Black and Legends of the Fall. Maybe change one actor's name or make both answers correct for each.
rockgolf : Jun 23rd, 2012 at 19:09 GMT 2 points @DoovisMG: Ah! Good catch. I'll keep Sir Anthony for a possible sequel.
BroadwayBookworm : Jun 24th, 2012 at 03:41 GMT 2 points The only one I would change is for Sarah Michelle Gellar. She wasn't actually in the movie She's All That. Her husband (Freddie Prinz Jr.) was. But great quiz!
rockgolf : Jun 24th, 2012 at 17:38 GMT 2 points @BroadwayBookworm: Actually, SMG had the uncredited role "Girl in Cafeteria", but you're right. It doesn't come up to the familiarity of the others. I'll replace it.
druhutch : Jun 24th, 2012 at 23:32 GMT 1 point This was great--I loved all of the references you used, and it was a lot of fun identifying them. (Without Monty Python and maybe Shatner, though, this pretty much belongs in the Movies section). It's wonderful to see you put your insatiable lust (and knack) for puns to good use.
rockgolf : Jun 25th, 2012 at 02:24 GMT 2 points @Dru: I'm only responsible for 2 or 3 of those shown. They are the collective work of the many sick minds of FWTO.
floydpink : Jun 25th, 2012 at 18:09 GMT 2 points I am sure I will get voted down for this, but nonetheless: A lot of these were really lame. Sean Coronary? Preston Peace? I mean, at least the style should be consistent--they should all be plays on the person's actual name OR plays on their resume/career. Not a blending of both.
rockgolf : Jun 25th, 2012 at 22:34 GMT 2 points @Floydpink: Yes, there's intentionally a variety in the level of difficulty. If they were all easy it wouldn't be much fun. All hard and no one could play it. As I said in the instructions, your best bet is to scroll thru all the names picking off the "obvious" ones, making it easier to get one's like "Kinda funny smellin'". Anyone get that reference?
janet : Jul 6th, 2012 at 16:14 GMT 2 points @rockgolf: I actually got that one immediately. Fargo is one of my favourite movies. :)
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