This quiz will not be to everybody's taste. For nearly 8 years the website FWFR.com (Four Word Film Review) has been running a weekly contest where a celebrity, either living or already dead, is selected and entrants must come up with an obituary somehow related to that person's name, career, filmography or roles, and must imply that the person has passed away. And, oh yes, the maximum length of the obituary is four words. The contest is called the Four Word Tasteless Obituary, and as that name indicates, these winning answers from that contest are not for the easily offended. The humor is very dark, but no malice is intended to the celebrities selected. Most entrants are huge film fans who have the greatest of admiration for the "victims".
You've got lots of time, so try scrolling through all the obituaries first, picking off some obvious matches, then work on the remainder.