Can you name the elements to Ron Swanson's
PYRAMID OF GREATNESS on NBC's Parks & Recreation?

created by rockgolf
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  • From the January 20, 2011 episode of Parks & Recreation. It deserves more than the 30 seconds of screen time that it got.
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LocationQualityExplanation (where provided)
Top RowIf you need it defined, you don't have it
2nd rowThe only country that matters.
If you want to experience other 'cultures',
use an atlas or a ham radio.
2nd rowWhenever available.
Chose quantity over quality.
3rd rowThe 3 W's
3rd rowThe 3 W's
3rd rowThe 3 W's
4th rowWork together
as if your life depended on it…
IT DOES!
4th rowTake what's yours.
4th row3 acceptable styles: High and Tight,
Crew Cut & Buzz Cut
4th rowThe best revenge.
5th rowThe ability to repeat a boring thing
over and over again
5th rowShorts over 6'' are capri pants.
Shorts under 6'' are European.
5th rowTrust yourself.
5th rowDo not trust anyone else.
5th rowAvoid it.
6th row(Food groups)
6th row(Food groups)
6th row(Food groups)
6th row- No descripton -
6th row(Food groups)
6th row(SPORT ONLY!)
7th rowGive 100%. 110% is impossible.
Only idiots recommend that.
7th rowShould be thick and impenetrable.
LocationQualityExplanation (where provided)
7th rowThey're beautiful.
7th rowCultivating a many musk puts your opponents on notice.
7th rowDon't waste energy moving unless necessary.
7th rowThat's right. It's on here twice. Avoid it.
7th rowThere's only one bad word: Taxes. If any other word is good enough for sailors, it's good enough for you.
8th rowOne to three is sufficient.
8th rowThey exist.
Do not let them be taken away from you.
8th rowBuilding walls makes you strong. Defending them makes you stronger.
8th rowA place to rest that is made of logs.
8th rowOnly sweat during physical activity or love making. No emotional sweating.
8th rowYou are your biggest ally.
8th rowAcceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon
8th row- No description -
9th rowCut the B.S.
9th rowGod's way of determining who is smart,
and who is poor.
9th rowFull, thick and square. Nothing sculpted.
If you have to sculpt it,
that probably means you can't grow it.
9th rowLive off the land.
9th rowOne rage every three months is permitted. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it.
9th rowSecure the land.
9th rowSting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That's ridiculous.
9th rowFirm, Dry, Solid. 3 seconds.
9th rowOnly women shave beneath the neck.
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Ron Swanson's PYRAMID OF GREATNESS Quiz

  1. by rockgolf
  • Created Jan 21, 2011 in Television
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