| Tweet | Tweeter | Tweet date |
|---|
| Anyone got a more creative way of saying “87 years?” | |
| Accomplishments just earned me title “The Good.” Must work harder. | |
| Toilet salesman says, “so comfortable, you’ll think you died and gone to heaven.” | |
| @Clark have u seen this? http://maps.google.com ugh. last six months, wasted. | |
| @ross_perot u are killing me. if u don’t stop, the Arkansas hill-bill-y will win this thang. | |
| Dentist delivered the bad news: Termites. FML | |
| @DeQuille If I had more time, I would have written a shorter tweet. | |
| @God OMY! I just saw a naked girl! | |
| @sitting_bull I warn in advance, this battle will make me famous. | |
| @Watson Come here. I need you to see my new iPhone apps. | |
| Bought a sleep journal. I keep having dreams but forget to write them down. | |
| @BuzzA headed to the set… i mean moon. LOL. You been practicing slow motion “no gravity” walk? | |
| I <3 pepsi-cola. can’t drink enough. if i could, i’d be the king of pop. | |
| Serious artist’s block today. Luckily, I found inspiration at danbrown.com. | |
| OMG, this judge is such a Neanderthal. | |
| Watched an episode of #thesurreallife. Wasn’t exactly what I was expecting but I got hooked. @FlavorFlav: Nice clock! | |
| Really loving my new character’s look. Can’t foresee toothbrush mustaches ever going out of style. | |
| A bunch of back-stabbing Senators hanging out on the steps. Makes me nervous. | |
| Why did everyone write so small? Now I look like a jerk. | |
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