Can you name the characters from the TV series LOST based on a limerick?

Limerick	Character
On The Island, a man without doubts He and Jack had their share of fall-outs He had only one kidney When he flew off to Sydney But he couldn't go on Walkabouts
With some cash from his Lottery luck He decided to buy 'Mr Cluck' Which served his fave fast food. He thought life was all good But just then the meteor struck…
This guy brought our heart to a halt When in the sealed underground vault Not stopping to think Shot a cop and a shrink Before, all he did was yell “WAAAAAAALT!”
If you need a repair to your spine There's no surgeon whose work is more fine But back on the mainland He became such a changed man. All it seems he can do now is whine
At first she was hated indeed With her brother she wanted to breed And although she was killed All the viewers were thrilled That she first fell in love with Sayid
A unique fellow to say the least, He smuggled drugs dressed as a priest. But he wouldn't give in And confess all of his sin To The Black Smoke and now he's deceased.
On the jet, a soon-to-be mother Whose child will be raised by another When the flight gets diverted Tho it may seem perverted Only then does she meet her half brother
His dad was a Workman for DHARMA And wherever he goes, there's bad karma. Let me leave you this tip: Every word from his lip Is a half-truth at best. Quite the charmer!
Since the freighter blew up, this Korean - - Her husband she hasn't been seein' Perhaps it's their fate To remain separate He's with Widmore, and she's Jacobean.

Limerick	Character
On all fours he used to stand guard Spends his time now with Rose & Bernard It wasn’t his fault He could not stay with Walt I bet leaving him must have been hard.
For three years in the Swan Station deep He'd respond to the computer's beep '…23, 42' Starts the cycle anew Then one hundred-eight minutes to sleep
The island has long been his base He gave Richard his unchanging face Then Ben took his life With The Man In Black's knife Now a candidate must take his place.
When with Driveshaft, he knew every note. Yet his chance of survival: remote A rock one-hit wonder And when he went under His last words were 'NOT PENNY'S BOAT'.
He was brought to The Island a slave When his ship was beached by a great wave And though you may chortle He may be immortal (But his eyelashes could use a shave!)
This man is a bright young Iraqi Who looks good when dressed all in khaki A marksman-like shooter Who can fix a computer And at one time was Linus’s lackey
A 'tail'ie addition to cast Was with LAPD in her past When she couldn’t kill Ben Michael shot her which then Made her FURIOUS but not too FAST.
A killing machine on two legs Shoots Ben's girl tho she kneels down & begs But his resume's greater /Than the rest on the freighter 'Cuz he whips up a mean batch of eggs.
A criminal entrepreneur Who long kept his story obscure He could use a lawyer This man known as “Sawyer” And then other times called LaFleur.
She was in the tail section to start And her boat helped Miss Widmore's sweetheart But Michael's loose gun Meant that this girl was done But we're so glad she touched H
The producers decided to try To expand the cast once, God knows why. They brought in Nikki’s lover But to LOST fans all over He is known as the 'Take-A-S*** Guy'

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