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| Marie is only six years old. | |
| After my lewd public behaviour, a policeman confiscated the title product. | |
| Desmond marries Molly | |
| Mrs Avery never conveys my 'goodbye' message to her daughter. | |
| The woman who exposed hypocricy of the local Parent Teacher Association was my mother. | |
| 'Slim' Willie McCoy wins the knife fight. | |
| The title character died heroically in a mining accident | |
| Bobbie Sue & Billie Joe are still at large. | |
| The reason the title character wasn't found? We had to resort to cannibalism! | |
The first woman I ever kissed?
That Soho bar girl?
Yeah, turns out it's a dude. | |
| Billy's fiance throws away the military death notice. | |
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My big brother was executed for murder
but the real killer was me! | |
| My absent father gave me this name so I'd grow up tough. | |
| 15 tons of mushed fruit covers the highway into Scranton, Pennsylvania. | |
| My policeman father survived the battle with Al Capone's gang. | |
| The woman my husband was cheating with was the fortune teller! | |
| Ironically, it was my current girlfriend who answered my personal ad that mentioned, among other things, my fondness for tropical drinks. | |
We're not gay! (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Bill & I are just dating the same woman. | |
| The alien was more impressed by Earth's natural wonders than technology. | |
Rico shot Tony.
Lola's an alcoholic. | |
| I die in Felina's arms | |
The ship's crew of 29 all perished.
No bodies have ever been recovered. | |
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Opening Lyrics
Opening Lyrics II
Opening Lyrics IV
