| Quote | Movie | Character/Actor |
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| 'I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it.' | |
| 'We all go a little mad sometimes.' | |
| 'Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?' | |
| 'Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.' | |
| 'She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.' | |
| 'Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL.' | |
| 'Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape.' | |
| 'Because when you're a call girl, you control it, that's why. Because someone wants you...and for an hour...I'm the best actress in the world.' | |
| 'So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any mo | |
| 'Hitler was better-looking than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more hair, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill!' | |
| 'No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.' | |
| '...Your mother's in here with us, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.' | |
| 'You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.' | |
| 'I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.' | |
| 'He won't come after me. He won't. I can't explain it. He would consider that...rude.' | |
| 'Excuse me while I whip this out.' | |
| 'No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!' | |
| 'You know what I am? I'm your worst f---in' nightmare, man. I'm a nigger with a badge. That mean I got permission to kick your f--kin' ass whenever I feel like it.' | |
| 'Kid, the next time I say, 'Let's go someplace like Bolivia,' let's go someplace like Bolivia.' | |
| 'Wendy?...Darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said: 'I'm not gonna hurt ya.' I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna ba | |
| 'I just hate you and I hate your ass face.' | |
| 'You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get caught.' | |
| 'And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.' | |
| 'The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.' | |
| 'I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. The problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crus | |
| | Quote | Movie | Character/Actor |
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| 'That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.' | |
| '...I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?' | |
| 'Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.' | |
| 'Who told you to step on my sneakers, who told you to walk on my side of the block, who told you to be in my neighborhood?' | |
| 'There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand.' | |
| 'Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?' | |
| 'My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered s | |
| 'Bring the dog, I love animals. I'm a great cook.' | |
| 'And one day, not long from now, my looks will go. They will discover I can't act, and I will become some sad middle-aged woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for a wh | |
| 'Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I | |
| 'Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, | |
| 'My daughter is in pain...Give my daughter the shot!' | |
| 'Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring; besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. It's more democratic.' | |
| 'You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can' | |
| 'I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.' | |
| 'You want me to strap her to the hood?...She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something.' | |
| 'When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke.' | |
| 'When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.' | |
| 'I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them.' | |
| 'Look at that! Look how she moves! That's just like Jell-O on springs.' | |
| 'When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.' | |
| 'Someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value life more.' | |
| 'Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.' | |
| 'Jerry, d'you know the human head weighs eight pounds?' | |
| 'I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.' | |
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