| Quote | Character |
| 'She's totally rich because her dad invented toaster strudel.' | |
| 'Happy hour is from four to six!' | |
| 'I can't go to taco bell I'm on an all-carb diet GOD karen you're so stupid!' | |
| 'We should totally just stab caesar!' | |
| 'On Wednsdays we wear pink.' | |
| 'I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular.' | |
| 'I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair, she'd look like a British man.' | |
| 'Aw HELL no I did not leave the South Side for this!' | |
| 'Because she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.' | |
| 'Oh hi, did you wanna buy some drugs?' | |
| 'And that's how Regina George died.' | |
| 'That's why her hair is so big it's full of secrets.' | |
| 'There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!' | |
| | Quote | Character |
| 'FOUR for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!' | |
| 'Boo, you w****.' | |
| 'Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.' | |
| 'And none for Gretchen Weiners bye.' | |
| 'Do you know what everyone says about you behind you're back? They say you're a home schooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me.' | |
| 'Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?' | |
| 'You smell like a baby prostitute.' | |
| 'Cady, this is your night. Don't let the haters stop ya from doin' your thang!' | |
| How can Janis hate her? She's such a good... SLUT!' | |
| 'I have really bad breath in the morning.' | |
| 'My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfer | |
| 'You know why? Because I'm a pusher.' | |
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