Bart Simpson: 'Cool... I broke his brain.'

Groundskeeper Willie: 'Look at Me! I'm (Name), I tuck my shirt into me underpants. I've got no friends, so I confide in Willie!'

Homer Simpson: 'I call him (Name), and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!'

Homer Simpson: 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'

Lisa Simpson: 'He's very quiet and enjoys puzzles.'

Kent Brockman: 'They also tend to use low-brow expressions like 'Oh yea?' and 'C'mere a minute''

Jacque: 'You've got a lovely friend there. Let's hope something runs over her.'

Moe: 'He's right. He ain't much on speeches.'

Milhouse: 'He's back... in pog form.'

Carl: 'Ah, this changes everything. I'd pay to see him in a movie now.'

Principal Skinner: 'Right now (Name) is at home crying like a little girl.'

Superintendent Chalmers: 'Did that boy just ask 'what's a battle?''

Leopold: 'This is one substitute you're not gonna SCREW with!...'

Moe: 'He ain't pretty no more!'

Bart Simpson: 'To Krusty... the greatest entertainer in the world... except for that guy.'

Homer Simpson: 'Hey... that's not the wallet inspector.'

Security Guard: 'We found this one swimming naked in the Fermentarium.'

Homer Simpson: 'He got overthrown! Now he's just a stinkin' flight attendant.'

Homer Simpson: 'Shh, Marge. He's a good digger.'

Homer Simpson: 'Hear ye! Hear ye! Ye olde town crier proclaimed crappy by all!'