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| 'Snape...Snape...Severus Snape.' (lyrics) | |
| 'I kill you!' | |
| 'I think you have too many shoes.' (lyrics) | |
| 'You wanna know what it's called? It's called 'YES!'' | |
| 'Are you the kind of person that just loves meat but is always on the go?' | |
| 'Acho!' | |
| 'If he gonna come in here, he's gonna kick my ask.' | |
| 'I can't wait 'til 2008. Baby you're the best candidate.' (lyrics) | |
| 'Say it publicly and you're insane.' (lyrics) | |
| 'Bubbles! Bubbles! Look what I can do!' (lyrics) | |
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| 'Angels sang in an immaculate chorus. Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.' (lyrics) | |
| 'One: cut a hole in a box. Two: put your junk in that box. Three: make her open the box.' (lyrics) | |
| 'Ouch! Ouch Charlie!' | |
| 'I'm a gummybear.' (lyrics) | |
| 'My mom found this really cool pool at the dump.' | |
| 'We're going to Candy Mountain.' | |
| 'I like rusty spoons. I like to touch them.' | |
| 'Not Funny. Not Funny.' | |
| '...such as South Africa and Iraq such as...' | |
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