I'll never be a cop.

I've never had a boyfriend willing to commit arson for me.

Yes, and i'm gonna be direct and honest with you.

I typed in your symptoms here and it says you might have

Fishing relaxes me.

Guess I'll be heading home.

Leslie, no, don't drink that.

I'm gonna go powder my nose... amongst other things... if you know what I mean.

'Not enough ramps' is the number three complaint among Pawnee seniors

Now if you'll excuse me, there's a hot, spinning cone of meat in that Greek restaurant next door.

I have never taken the high road.

I thought you were dead, Clarence.

Crying:

One time when I was in high school,

There are two things I know about white people:

What is wrong with you today?

I need a few more volunteers. Andy, will you be Iceland?

But we never had any other romantic contact after that?

Yo, what up, Diaz? Come here often?

So you do a lot of investing?