| Quote Start | Quote End | Character |
| Just a minor encounter with... | |
| My insurance does not cover... | |
| I'm a crack-**** who should've made my sleezy boyfriend... | |
| That was Costa Rican... | |
| Hey, your little Rambo look is out, Kat. Didn't you read... | |
| Now I know Shakespeare's a dead white guy, but... | |
| Sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity and... | |
| Maybe if we were the last two people alive, and there were... | |
| What is it with this chick? She have... | |
| She's meeting some bikers. Big ones... | |
| | Quote Start | Quote End | Character |
| It's got dual side airbags, and a... | |
| I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever... | |
| No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no... | |
| That must be Nigel with... | |
| Was that? Did your hairline... | |
| **** Bianca! I'm shooting a... | |
| So I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who... | |
| In case you haven't heard, my sister's a particularly hideous... | |
| Judith! What's another word for... | |
| Now remember guys. Grip it, and... | |
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