| Pun | Cheese |
| When asked if Mr. Santorum should run for the Republican nomination, the cheese lover said, '____.' | |
| Before the French cheese lover went to sleep, he said, '____ night' | |
| While the man was eating cheese in the park, he saw some hungry birds, so he ____ few. | |
| We think the cheese lover is correct, but we ____ if he's right. | |
| When there were various cheeses in the refrigerator, the kid would ____ all alone. | |
| When the cheese lover found a man unconscious on the beach, he yelled, '____ know CPR?' | |
| A cheesy zombie ordered a sandwich with arms & legs sticking out of it. It was called a _____ | |
| While the man was eating cheese, his son asked him, 'What are ogres & dragons?' He replied, '____' | |
| He went on a cheese diet in order to ____ few pounds. | |
| He doesn't want to clean up after he eats his cheese, so he eats it ____. | |
| I used to work as a cheesemonger, but I ____ it any longer! | |
| A cheese manufacturer located on the coastline was called 'Ocean ____.' | |
| The cheese lover had the perfect opportunity, but he ____ it. | |