| If you want to... | Go to... |
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| see an early performance by the B-Sharps | |
| race vibrating beds | |
| see the chair moisteners in sector 7-G | |
| try on the Iron Mask and ride The Bomb (although it's not technically allowed...) | |
| live in a place where the bums (if there were any) are allowed to leave at their own pace | |
| get a chace to see Fourth Street and D | |
| visit Homer in his mental institution | |
| visit the office of Cookie Kwan, number one on the West side | |
| help Maggie with her great escape | |
| visit Patty and Selma at home | |
| | If you want to... | Go to... |
|---|
| visit Flanders in his mental institution | |
| witness the floating Maude head miracle | |
| see the thing that put Brockway, Ogdneville and North Haverbrook on the map | |
| swim in Big Snake Lake | |
| pay a social visit to Fat Tony | |
| try to eat The Ark (the ice cream sundae, not the boat full of animals), single-handed | |
| jump on the 'Topes bandwagon | |
| test your mettle in The Eliminator | |
| challenge the Pin Pals to a game or two | |
| find out that you're limited to three handguns or less | |
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