| When you want to... | go to... |
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| visit the campus where APU finished his doctorate thesis | |
| buy some 'surprisingly expensive' penny candy | |
| buy Lisa a new saxamaphone | |
| pick up a new air conditioner | |
| finally purchase a left-handed can opener | |
| visit grampa | |
| catch Ranier Wolfcastle's latest film | |
| buy industrial-sized containers of mustard or maple syrup | |
| | When you want to... | go to... |
|---|
| buy a robotic Japanese 'Santa' toy | |
| blow through $50 worth of quarters | |
| flip through Radioactive Man comics | |
| kick back and get drunk with your buddies | |
| watch the fruit of your loins defeat the fruit of your neighbour's loins | |
| eat donuts | |
| try to steal a video game | |
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The Simpsons 
Fresh Prince of Bel Air 
Name That Sitcom
