| Question | Answer | Hilarity |
| What bird does Tom Green pretend to be when talking to Gandhi and Abe about his book on A.D.D.? | |
| Joan of Arc's alias when she poses as a new boy at school: | |
| How thin is the ice Scudworth is told that he is walking on? | |
| Other than pancake batter, what else is in X-Stream Blu? | |
| What does Gandhi tell Abe to say he agreed to get for JFK's party? | |
| Abe's hippy name after getting hooked on raisins: | |
| Where does Scudworth want to eat lunch with the board of shadowy figures? | |
| Who invites Cleo to be on his Spring Break Dance Academy? | |
| What did Scudworth learn from the MC Hammer 'Behind the Music'? | |
| Finish the quote: 'Nothing bad ever happens to ____ ___________!' | |
| What is the name of the test that everyone needs to take at Clone High? | |
| Where did Toots intend to go when he wound up at the PTA meeting? | |
| According to the head of the Board of Shadowy Figures, what have we all done things we're not proud of after? | |
| Who is Mr. Butlertron's robotic nemesis? | |
| What is Gandhi's reward for finishing his raisin-induced mystical quest? | |