| Hint | Pawneean | Portrayed By... |
| loud park ranger who really wants to see 'Avatar' | |
| Councilman who runs into Leslie in awkward situations | |
| Pawnee Police Chief ('real piece of work') | |
| ex-Sewage Dept. employee | |
| Wamapoke leader and casino owner | |
| over-ridiculed shoeshine customer | |
| The Mayor | |
| City Manager who is recovering from octuple bypass | |
| nervous City Attorney | |
| insulting early-morning radio personality | |
| even more insulting early-morning radio personality | |
| 'Gotcha!' journalist and host of 'Pawnee Today' | |
| journalist and host of various news programs | |
| newspaper reporter for the Pawnee Journal | |
| porn star | |
| MRI technologist | |
| shallow trophy wife and beauty pageant winner | |
| Twilight-obsessed man | |
| Nurse's Parks & Rec-hating neighbor | |
| racist, homophobic conservative activist for the Society for the Family Stability Foundation | |
| elderly founder of Sweetums | |
| owner of Sweetums and the Pawnee Journal | |
| Sweetums owner's daughter | |
| Sweetums owner's son | |
| beauty pageant winner | |
| Eagleton Parks & Rec Director, formerly from Pawnee | |
| Everyone's favorite mini-horse (he's not a pony) | |