| Homer (when explaining why Bart can't see the itchy and scratchy movie): "Bart, when I was a boy, I really wanted a baseball mitt. But my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and hit my head on the coffee table. The doctor said I might have brain damage." Bart; "Dad, what's the point of this story?" Homer (pauses); "...I like stories." |